Leave it to Heidi to have a microphone disguised as one of her hairclips. Randy would sense it almost immediately.
Randy: Nice try, Heidi! A microphone disguised as a hairclip? That's the oldest trick in the book! (throws the hairclip on the ground and smashes it with his foot)
Heidi: AAAAAAAH! My hair's a wreck!
Randy: That should teach you to try such a predictable trick on me. It's like you have a thing for the Ninja....who happens to be me.
Heidi: (blushes) You knew, Andy?
Randy: It's RANDY, name's RANDY. Known ya my whole life. And yes, I kinda figured you had a crush on me when you sang that song about the Ninja.
Heidi: I was just scared that you'd reject me or that Howard would get in the way.
Howard: I'm right here! I can hear everything you guys are saying....and it looks like my suspicions are right! There really is something going on between you and my sister, Cunningham!
Heidi: WHAT THE JUICE, HOWARD? I was just about to tell Randy that I'm in love with him!
Howard: Well, go ahead!
Heidi: Randy, I can't keep my love for you a secret anymore. I LOVE YOU RANDY CUNNINGHAM! (kisses him)
Randy: Well, it's about time you told me you loved me! I love you too, Heidi Rose Wienerman! (they kiss again)
Howard: I always knew you guys would end up together.
Randy: You mean, you're not mad that I'm dating your sister?
Howard: Why would I be mad? If anyone's gonna be dating Heidi, I'd rather have it be someone I trust....like you, Cunningham. Speaking of Norrisville High's newest couple, what do you guys have planned for later?
Randy: Easy, Howard. We just got together. However, Heidi has been wanting to go see 'Wreck It Ralph' ever since it opened. So, I'm gonna take Heidi to see 'Wreck It Ralph', after a little pizza and ice cream.
Heidi: Randy snagged tickets to the 8:30 showing. Just don't NNS on me, 'kay?
Randy: Hey, it's hour first date, Hyde! NO HONKIN' WAY WILL I NNS!
Howard: Heidi, NNS is just for Randy and I. I don't you know what it means, sis.
Heidi: Howard, I heard you say that Randy has Ninja No Showed on occasion.
Howard: Okay, so you do know what NNS means. (he proceeds to slip on a banana peel and slam into a garbage can)
Heidi: (laughs) I'm sorry, but that's very funny! Did you get that, Randy?
Randy: Let me guess, planning to exploit Howard's misfortune on my favorite TV show, 'America's Funniest Home Videos'?
Heidi: YOU LIKE THAT SHOW, TOO?
Heidi: THAT IS SO BRUCE! I actually have the original theme song on my McPlayer! (A McFist version of the iPod) [link]
Randy: I've got the Tom Bergeron theme on my McPlayer! [link] Man, that show's THE CHEESE! So, I'll pick you up at 6 tonight, Heidi.
Heidi: Sounds great, Randy! (giggles) See you then! (bell rings) Oh, come on....lunch time, guys.
Howard: Race ya there, Cunningham!
Randy: You go ahead, Howard. I want to go slow and steady with my new GF.
Howard: Alright, meet you in the lunchroom, guys! Oh, and Randy....IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY SISTER....I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
Randy: Howard's got that look again. You know as well as I do what that means. I'm in trouble, aren't I, Heidi?
Heidi- only if u treat me wrong. So long as u remain the guy that he still trusts, yer fine, Randy. Although... with u being the Ninja, what could he really do to u? Randy- u'd be surprised what rage can do to a person. And if the sorceror supreme picks up his anger... I'm doomed. Heidi- who?
Randy: Trust me, you don't wanna know who he is. You wonder why everyone Howard rejected at the talent show turned into monsters?
Heidi: Now I do.
Randy: Well, that was the Sorceror's doing. He uses the despair of others for his own evil deeds. When he gets enough power, he'll escape his prison underneath the school and try to enslave the world.
Heidi: WOAH! That's way wonk! Good thing the Ninja's here for us!
Randy: Hey, without the Ninja, Norrisville would be wiped off the face of the Earth! If that happened....I wouldn't have a great friend like Howard or a wonderful girlfriend like you, Heidi.
Heidi: Oh, Randy! (kisses him)
Howard: WHAT THE JUICE, GUYS? YOU KNOW I'M STILL HERE!
Randy: Right. Sorry, Howard.
Heidi: This may take some getting used to for you, Howard.
Howard: Try A LOT OF GETTING USED TO, Heidi. And, Cunningham....a little warning to you: Heidi has a tendency to wear some revealing dresses for special occasions.
Randy: I figured. She is pretty hot, Howard.
Howard: Just don't let your 'teenage boy chemistry' go all out of whack.
Randy: I won't. Trust me, Howard. Ever since I saw how she was dressed at the Battle of the Bands, I promised myself that I would control myself when I'm around your sister. Heidi ROCKS OUT LOUD, HOWARD!
Heidi: (flirty) Randy, I think you know what's gonna happen now!
Randy: Lay it on me, Heidi! (they make out)
Howard: AAAAH! THAT'S GROSS! I'm gonna need a mind wipe, Cunningham.
Randy: THERE IS NO MIND WIPE, HOWARD! How many times do I have to tell you that?
Howard: 52, but who's counting. Oh, that's right....I am.
Heidi: Oh, by the way....I DON'T HAVE A HABIT OF WEARING REVEALING OUTFITS! NAME ONE TIME WHERE I'VE WORN ANYTHING REVEALING, GUYS!
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